For Fun - Library Jokes
* What do planets like to read?
– Comet books.
* Why does an elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?
– Then she NOSE where she stopped reading!
* What did one book say to the other one?
- I just wanted to see if we are on the same page!
* When a librarian goes fishing, what goes on her hook?
- A bookworm
* What did the frog say when he landed on a book?
- Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
* Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
- Because she was in the non-friction section.
* What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?
- He gets all wrapped up in a good book.
*Why is a math book always unhappy?
-Because it always has lots of problems
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