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    Mrs. Coffey

    Library Teacher Assistant

     

     

     

     

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    FOR FUN:

    Library jokes - 

    * What did one book say to the other one?

    - I just wanted to see if we are on the same page!


    * When a librarian goes fishing, what goes on her hook?

    - A bookworm


    * What did the frog say when he landed on a book?

    - Reddit!reddit!reddit! 


    * Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
    - Because she was in the non-friction section.


    * What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?
    - He gets all wrapped up in a good book.


     

    * Why does an elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?
    – Then she NOSE where she stopped reading!


         

    *What do you call a book that's about the brain?

    - A mind reader. 


    *Why is a math book always unhappy?

     -Because it always has lots of problems 




    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/librarianjokes.html


     

                                                                                                                  

     

    (updated 1/18/2019)